DON'T READ ON, THERE MAY BE SPOILERS!
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ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!@#@!#~!@$#R##%&^*!~ You all can't even IMAGINE how pissed I am at this movie. They have destroyed it completely! I went into the theatre, happy as could be that I finially get to see the movie, because, its very hard to get me THIS dissapointed. I'm reading the book and I absolutely love it! But I went into the theatre with high hopes of the movie being, not great, but somewhat standable, and left being the most frustrated person on this planet. I must tell you this now, and please, heed my advice, if you are a BIG fan of the book, DO NOT go and see the movie. It will ruin everything for you. They switched so many things around, and half of it never even happened! FUCK! ><
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On a happier note, I am impressed with the animation for the animals, it didnt look huge fake-like. They looked like they were actually talking and didnt have a talking mouth stuck on a real animal. Pan's voice was absolutely delightful! I didnt really like the girl who played Lyra, but yeah... And Ioreck, I absolutely fell in love with him! His character looked perfect, and his voice was amazing. The fight between him and the king was awesome! And when he jumps over Lyra and headbutts that man, I must say that was so cool! But the thing that pissed me off, is Ioreck wasnt exiled for shame of being beaten by another bear in single combat, but he killed a bear, so they exiled him and took his armor. But, for those of you that havent read the book, and you go to see this film, NEVER read the book. It will make you hate the movie just as much as I do. All tho im sure if you havent read the book and you go see the movie, you will probably be thinking, "What the hell is happening?" Thats how bad it is. And the monkey was creepy as all hell...even tho im sure he was sposed to be. It never showed the witches Daemon... -screams in frustration- GAH! The part where Lyra and Ioreck go to a village to rescue the boy was fucked up as well. They find Billy Costa, and it was sposed to be Tony Makarios. -grrrr- I planned on going to that movie twice in the same day because one of my friends couldnt go so she said shed pay if I went with her again, so I thought, sure. But im glad I didnt... I would have killed myself. Sorry if I spoil this for any of you, dont read!

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Also, I'm sure I'll get some of these comments too. Lets clear this up, I AM a christian, not an athiest. But im sure that the books will inspire just as many people to become athiests as
Narnia inspired people to become christians.
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Its a book, not a bible. If J.K. Rowling said she was an athiest, how many people would not read her books? Noone would quit reading them. Its plot that matters, not the person who wrote it! Maybe I'll get motivated to rant more later.
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On a better note, I might go to Enchanted tonight, I think I'll get some skittles this time, throw them in the crowd and say "Taste the Rainbow!"

Just cause I want to.
